Steps for using the toilet, #2 that is

Maddox, grandchild #3 and I were out running errands.

Maddox: "Grammie, I have to poop!"
Me: "Ok we will go in Subway to get a drink and you can use the potty there."

We go into the ladies room.
Maddox proceeds to dis-robe from the waist down.
Shoes, socks, shorts and underwear!

Me: "Maddox why are you getting undressed?"

Maddox: "To go poop. This is how all us boys go poop!"

Sure enough he was telling it like it is.
The other 3 boys do the same thing!!

Brown......

Maddox and Austin were having a conversation while waiting on their corn dogs a Sonic:

Maddox: "Austin do you know what happens to our food after we eat it?"

Ausin: "Yep it turns into poop!"

Maddox: "You know what is really cool?"

Austin: "What?"

Maddox: "We turn our poop brown!"