Steps for using the toilet, #2 that is

Maddox, grandchild #3 and I were out running errands.

Maddox: "Grammie, I have to poop!"
Me: "Ok we will go in Subway to get a drink and you can use the potty there."

We go into the ladies room.
Maddox proceeds to dis-robe from the waist down.
Shoes, socks, shorts and underwear!

Me: "Maddox why are you getting undressed?"

Maddox: "To go poop. This is how all us boys go poop!"

Sure enough he was telling it like it is.
The other 3 boys do the same thing!!

Brown......

Maddox and Austin were having a conversation while waiting on their corn dogs a Sonic:

Maddox: "Austin do you know what happens to our food after we eat it?"

Ausin: "Yep it turns into poop!"

Maddox: "You know what is really cool?"

Austin: "What?"

Maddox: "We turn our poop brown!"

My Little Doctor

 Maddox grandchild #3: "Grammie I don't want you to get old and die. You need to take your medicine to stay alive. Did you take you medicine?"

Grammie: "Yes Maddox I did." I didn't know what else to say...........

I am Grammie to the King of...........................

 Today I learned from Jaxon, Grandchild #2 that I am the Grammie to "King of the Underwater Handstand!!!"

I would say he is right!

It CAN snow in June.......inside

 I was watching two of my grandsons for 4 days while their parents went on their annual float trip (aka "Whiskey Tango").  I was doing things around the house.  The boys: Aidan, grandchild #1 and Austin, grandchild #4 where getting restless. (They where wanting to go swim) I had told them to give me just one more hour and then we would swim.  I was in another room, they were in the living room.  Aidan calls out "Can it snow in the summer Grammie?" I shout back, "no I don't think so." I was wrong.
Both of the little darlings got a roll of TP.  They made it "snow in the summer."  They threw the TP up and watched it fall back down. They made "snow angels" and even had a "snow ball" fight.

The best part of their "summer snow" was how much fun they had, and I had watching them. And as a bonus they even picked up all the "snow", put in a trash bag and set it by the toilet. Aidan informed me, "it's still good to use, after all you do is wipe your butt with it."

Flower Kisses

Harley, grandchild #5 taught me how to give and get "Flower Kisses".
 I Love "Flower Kisses" from her!

Question

Austin, grandchild #4 "Me Ma does PaPa still love you, even though he lives in wee zee anna?" (Louisiana)

Decorating Tips

Austin, grandchild #4 gave me decorating tips for my bedroom. "All you have to do Me Ma is draw on these and stick them to you wall!" (they are right over my head board)

Mad Money

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 Maddox, grandchild #3 wanted to see a one dollar bill.  I took a dollar out of my wallet and gave it to  him.  He left the room and came back a few moments later. The dollar bill was in pieces.  He said "Here Grammie, look at this. I made more dollars for you!"
Got to love the way he thinks!

Lego Love

 Aidan, grandchild #1 Made me "Lego Love" to keep. He put together two pieces, (a yellow and a black piece.) and told me the story of them. Then he made me a penguin to "Love" and Lego pieces to make a "Love Necklace". Aidan Loves his Legos.  These are very special to me.  It is the little things that makes memories:)

Markers

Always, I mean ALWAYS keep the permanent makers out of reach from your 3 year old grandson. (Austin, grandchild #4)

I also learned that swimming in the pool helps lighten the marker "tattoos"!